Tuesday, January 10, 2012

A Staged Disappearance

OK. I admit it. I, Artie, staged my own disappearance. I have literally been a "monkey on the lam" for the last four years. I got the idea from the Colbert Report. It was exciting at first, but after time, it seems no one missed me anymore. So my question is, is there a place anymore in this world for a blogging sock monkey; or, do I need my own Facebook page to be relevant? Should I return to my old job as spokesmonkey for Tamarack? Do you think they will have me back? I wonder...


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